howdy

I’m Robert. And I help brands
make things that can’t be ignored.

Because the last thing any CMO wants is to commit hundreds of thousands of dollars to a kook who MAKEs THINGS THAT JUST BLEND IN.
Banner Ads
Billboards
Brochures
Nachos
One Tagline
Print Ads
Radio
Social
TV Spots
Two kids
visual Identity Systems
WebsiteS

Those words aren’t links.
Quit tapping them.

I was on the account management
teams that helped make this work
happen—I didn’t write or produce
any of this.

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Banner Ads
Billboards
Brochures
Nachos
One Tagline
Print Ads
Radio
Social
TV Spots
Two kids
visual Identity Systems
WebsiteS

Those words
still aren’t links.

I wrote and produced this work.

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Client List

Assistant Account Executive
Leo Burnett
2010

McDonald’s

Assistant Account Executive
Leo Burnett
2011

Samsung

Account Executive
Leo Burnett
2012

Norton by Symantec

Account Executive
Leo Burnett
2014

Fifth Third Bank

Technology Credit Union and a couple other brands.

Account Supervisor
Michael Patrick Partners
2014

Account Director & Copywriter
Michael Patrick Partners
2014

Technology Credit Union and a few other brands.

Account Director & Associate Creative Director
Michael Patrick Partners
2016

Suzie’s Hard Seltzer and a handful of other brands.

Account Director & Creative Director
Michael Patrick Partners
2019

Gonzaga University and a bunch of other brands.

Partner
Michael Patrick Partners
2022-Right Now

Three confidential brands and a throng of other non-confidential brands.